wow, didn't realize how much Rob Thomas sings like me.

me and Maruchan go back like babies and pacifiers.

actually enjoys the fact I'm sore today. Means I had a good workout yesterday. Back on the grind!

watched "the losers" a lil while ago. it was ok. I like zoe, so it didnt matter if the movie wasnt great. just needed 2b so-so.

drove 30 minutes away for a plate of my moms spaghetti. worth it!

never been to Italy but thanks to Assassins Creed II, I got to learn more about it. Now I wanna go.

I wore my stretchy pants today. I'm no dummy.

noticed that since my phone updated Google Voice I'm missing a bunch of texts. not cool!

already got the ITIS, guess that means no playing football in the morning for me.. haha, I'm trying to get out of it.

can I get up on that pie right now?

Why is the rum gone? Can't wait til May 20th!

hope no one says "oops, I forgot to thaw out the turkey"

reclaimed water is nothing but shit! I has to scurry through the sidewalk and am not a happy camper.

if you're going to email me and ask for a job please make sure you email addy isn't something like: shawty92@email.com

not sure if I want anything on Black Friday. Need to check out some ads this evening.

man.. those silly "if you aren't married by 35 promises" are coming up soon. Looks like I need to find a fill in.

kid#1 "hi" kid#2 "hi", kid#1 "wanna play" kid#2 "sure",... and that folks is how ya do it.

WARNING: Today I got major butt crack showing. Not pretty but feels good!

3 year old eats fries and gives me kisses. Now my lips and cheeks are greasy. oh well i love those smooches.

it doesnt have to be Thanksgiving day for me to be thankful. I appreciate you 365.

where I come from its cornbread and chicken.

...And now I want peanut butter

jamming to The Basiqs (80's Baby) now and finishing up the last part of a Sales copy.

who would have though I could crank out so much work with Vivaldi - Four Seasons (Winter) on the headphones.

Zippity doo dah, Zippity aye!

please don't ask me twice. please don't ask me twice.

oh hell, just found a new spot. the British pub. upstairs is killer. ya got to experience it yourself to understand.

feeling quite festive, need mistletoes in my life

what the deuce? it's pouring and I smell like wet cabbage now. damn you stinky Tampa rain.

Jimps's got a new batch of rice pudding coming!

guess what I'm watching. Lol! Doctor,Doctor, Doctor..Doctor, Doctor,Doctor.. Doctor,Doctor.

I'm already checking out the things I NEED on black Friday. http://ping.fm/MUOea

I feel like a delivering a a little sweet chin music to anyone near me. Let me stretch first.

trying to figure out who this Calgon person is and will she take me away.

Get your invite now for your facebook email account. http://ping.fm/yOAUe

working out today, replacing junkfood w/better choices & hoping Donovan McNabb doesn't do well in fantasy football.

this looks friggin awesome http://warriordash.com/ I think I may partake in this. It's in Florida in Jan.

the year is coming close to an end. did you accomplish everything you said you wanted? you still have time.

I asked the people at Buffalo Wild Wings to make this Giants game last longer so they have a chance to come back. Boom, lights go off!

Paintballing tomorrow and then Ribfest Sunday. I want to see Phil Vasser. http://www.ribfest.org/

Today I am hating on people. Why, because I can & I'm starting w/Channing Tatum. Why he got to bite his jaw all the time in every scene?

don't worry if you're in over your head. learn to breath through the muck. Now begone, I have more fortune cookies to write.

it's not cool being a Turkey around Thanksgiving. "Yeah."

not my chair.

I missed Conan last night. Did you watch it? What's your opinion...

ok, not everybody at once bring out their furry boots.

the things I would do now for soup and gingerale.

I'm already thinking about Black Friday. What is it that I really NEED?

..all the time Phife

Not playing nice today.

sure, come over I got two bottles of wine and some steaks.

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