This has been in my head all day, "too hot to handle, too cold to hold" and I can't stop saying it.

The end of a great month is upon us. Now I can shave and trim the melon.

Random thought: the only Plastic Man cartoon I can remember is the one with his son getting a hair cut.

you say you got skeletons in your closet, I got aliens in my basement.

no caffeine needed because I'm on a natural high, lovin' it!

Jury Duty on the 12th. How nice.

Marketing tip: Customers don't buy products, they buy you! - Show some personality.

Already thinking of the new year and the many changes and goals I have. This year was a success and I plan to better it ten fold in #2012.

I have turtle beach hair.

Uncharted 3 has been completed. Another awesome Thanksgiving game-a-thon has been wrapped up.

Hitting the sack so I can do it all over again. Good night!

Drake's Deception!

3rd pit stop of the day. It's like my stomach knows to make room for my family and friends meals.

Thinking The Round Up is where I'll be pre-Thanksgiving it at tonight.

Food drunk! If I text you something weird I blame it on the grease on my fingers.

Every year I get asked to play flag football in the morning on Turkey day and I say no. One year I may surprise them and actually play.

Fun fact of an Awesome Product Launch! Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 sold $775 million worth of copies in the first five days.

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I want an ugly holiday sweater.

Only 1 window down + bee in car = people laughing at me for head dodging and air swatting. Lmao!

I still never seen Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Experienced Walker, Looking For Dogs.

I like fish and grits and all the pimp shit. Oh yayear!

Hello, good morning!

I really like what you've done to me ;)

yesterday you said tomorrow.

Doing a whole lot of nothing today. And I love it! Enjoy yours too.

I have close to 38 pairs of pants. WTH? Going to cut it down to 12.

Veterans day and Thanksgiving in the same month. Makes sense. Those that have served, you are appreciated. Thank you.

Only two people should ever own jean shorts. One is Daisy Duke and the other @johncena. That's it!

I remember a time with day light savings I had to change all the VCR's & wall clocks in each room. Now it's just the stove and microwave.

"Stuff is not important. There are plenty of things that are important in life. Stuff is not on that list."

Learning how to become more of a minimalist but my obsession with shoes and clothes is killing me. I'll find my happy medium soon.

Flattery will get you everywhere!

It's no shave November and most men's 5 o'clock shadow is more than what I have from 10 days of not shaving.

I dance when I want to and if you are talking to me and I start moving.. Just go with it. I'm still listening.

I stopped finding excuses and replaced it with actually doing shit! That's how I've been rollin'

Rise and shine!

Ain't no rest for the wicked! (cardio time)

going to start the holidays early by watching A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas!

Migrating a few thing to my google plus account. http://gplus.to/jimps

Already thinking about the Holiday Party. To hotel or not that is the question. Oh yeah and whom I'm going to take!

When taking advice, consider the source first. i.e you don't want an overweight person telling you how to train and eat right.

been a few weeks since I been to the movies, I'm thinking this Friday Harold and Kumar in 3D!

Mini goals is where it's at. Make one and then hit it and then make another. Before you know it, you've actually done more than you thought.