I put on some December weight and quite frankly I am Appalled.

note to self: stay away from People Wearing '2012' Glasses.

The Magic and Thunder. The NBA has officially began for me.

oh look, how weird.. I got powdered sugar all over my face.

You always get 100% from me except for wrapping gifts. These things look horrible. Happy holidays though :)

don't wait for THIS in order to do THAT. Take action now. A bad decision is better than no decision.

Swype and T-9 has ruined many of my punch lines!

Do Me A Solid... Ohhhhhh!

There are two girls with green eyes, and I will marry them both!

"Don’t buy gifts; give experiences." - The Minimalists (i.e concert, movie, sporting event tickets, a different restaurant etc..)

Sriracha in the eye... I need to slow my roll.

Fran Haasch is starting to grow on me, especially with those Holiday Greetings.

Ewwwww! Sitting back to back in the jury waiting room and the person behind me leans back and her hair gets all on the back on my neck.

Trying to figure out why The General hangs out with a penguin?

It's not too early to start thinking about next year's goals. I have some things I definitely need to try.

Went on an online shopping spree all before 8am. I think I got issues? The hair that bit me says at lunch order something from groupon.

"Leather trench coat with gold piping. That's high class white trash right there son."

For my foodies who document their daily eats: http://goo.gl/J6OhP

Florida came in at No. 33 in the America's Health Rankings of healthiest states. I need to blow this joint and go to Vermont.

The #NBA trade rumors this is nuts. If the @Lakers get Howard & Paul, it's going to make one hell of an East West Battle w/the @MiamiHeat

Does jury duty on Monday count as a three day weekend?

Tmobile texts are coming in hours late. If you get something from me late. Sorry, it's not a booty call.

I just said something that made no sense what so ever and it flew. Haha!

Eggnog! That's what's up.

Can't wait to see what goals I want for 2012. With you all cheering me on, anything is possible.

Started training in Feb to participate in tomorrow's event and am thankful for your support. Lost 30lbs in the process to meet this goal.

Shut the front door! @omarmorales thanks for the heads up on that $2 meatball sammich at subway