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It's that time of year where I need to watch Trading Places again.

Goals are in motion!

From 3 torn ACL's to Beast. Please RT and follow her story @DMVplay_maker #motivation #getfit http://youtu.be/MNn3I-OR9G8

I've got ACE power! http://youtu.be/8MzzLsJEzR8

on to the next.

Don't know about you but I can't get enough of the Step Up movies. Excuse me while I pop lock and drop it.

<--should be in a Romanic comedy.

it never fails, I roll up with the Asian eyes and I still get ”you speaka spani”

Washed gum doesn't taste the same.

I love this shit ! http://ping.fm/6FboU

With anything in life, you'll get there faster if you know where you heading. #simplefact

Networking is a skill I wished all my friends had. Who knows, I still may be six degrees to @Kevinbacon.

Nerd Lyfe..

Do that Toe Tappy!

me and the fellas going to watch Magic Mike tonight. #thingsIdontsay

If I had a kid sister then this shirt I'm wearing today would be hers. #dryerproblems

it's a woot off mutha suckas! you know I need my random buying urge to be fixed. (woot.com)

Only one fedora per group #workaholics.

As much Latin music, food, and Telemundo I indulge I could somewhat Hispanic.

You do one good play and then you yell at the rest of the team ”C'mon Let's Go!” - I'm that guy.

Abracadabra! AlaKazoo! (Midsummer magic)

Was turducken on the menu? It seems like all the people around me are sluggish today, including me.

I'll be streaming live tonight Gears of War 3. Come on, that's right, cheerio.

<-- #TeamBeard

Bruce Lee-roy taught me that hot heads need cool water.

If you settle for less, that's all you'll get.

Going to see Snow White but Piranha 3DD came out too. Stupid tough decisions.

It's on like Donkey Kong. Lol #DuckDynasty

All tissues are not created equal. Should have just blown my nose with cement.

Ran into one Debbie Downer today and clipped that covo quickly. Ain't nobody bringing me down.

I can't wait until November so I can grow my beard.

Needs your Gears feed? http://goo.gl/QgAUE on Android for now. #gearsofwar

No, my first name ain't baby, it's Jimps.

I love mayhem!

I pretty much like everyone but there's this one person who just makes me wanna vomit anytime I hear her voice.

it sucks that my virtual assistant can't get me some coffee. I'm struggling over here.

It's Draw Something not Write Something.

don't use the restroom with a pen on your ear. no further explanation needed. #penless

feeling blahzay.. need to fix that asap.

my apologies if I've missed or you didn't get any reply texts from me. I've been noticing my Google number is having issues. #angryjimps

blame it on my a.d.d. baby

I love a nerdy girl that can shoot the rock.

first day back in the gym in weeks (besides the running I've been doing) and my calves are burning right about now! Good stuff.

Begin with the end in mind. Know your goal and then enjoy that ride!

one of these nights I will watch Breakfast At Tiffany's.

You're either a follower or leader... Now everyone go left.

Just saved five minutes out of my day. I love those 2 in 1 shampoo & conditioners. Next step is Goobers peanut butter/jelly mix.

Two hour power nap means I'm going to be burning that midnight oil. Which I'm happy about because it's podcasting night!

I eat meals in Infant Portions! Bacon strips and Bacon Strips.

#GoogleOffers have landed in #Tampa. http://bit.ly/ztViik #juhjimps

you know you sing that part too where Niki Minaj sings: "D-D-D-D-Don't let me die young" from Turn me on.

slowing this fast paced morning with some quiet storm. Don't want to blow a gasket in the head piece.

My car needs a wash, it better rain soon.

When I say "Spicoli" what do you think of?

my nuwave oven has been on the shelf way too long. I need to make something scrumptious real soon but tonight is Taco Tuesday!

may have to hit up the Renaissance Fest this week. have you been?

Going to bed at midnight on Saturday and am perfectly okay with it.

Being the better person 90% of the time is cool b/c that 10% I get to wreck shit!

Why is my brother playing "All You Can Eat" by the Fat Boys? Oh well, I'm beat boxing with it.

Let it ride until it dies. That's what I always say. (re: forgot phone charger)

“A man can build a thousand bridges...”

The cleaning lady always sneaks up on me like the butler from Mr. Deeds. I get scared sometimes.

Caught myself saying "balling" when I threw a piece of paper in the trash. I got issues.

"my girlfriend is getting so tired of my Linkin Park references but in the end it really doesn't even matter."

Think real hard about that excuse you're using. It kinda sucks! Do it.

I'm creating a NKOTB Pandora station... Don't hate.

BBall Players.. Think you got Ups? How about tracking your jumping skills! http://goo.gl/Ogix0

I've had the same netflix dvd in my place for over two months. think I should watch it?

I'm playing gears of war 3 live on my friends channel http://ping.fm/mLPNI @ryanclarke0304

Getting some cardio in and then seeing who Shaq and Chuck are picking up for All Star weekend.

By planning ahead, you get more done. If you aren't using a to do list maybe you should start.

Wishing you a Happy Valentines day before your man does because I'm a true player for real, ask Puff Daddy. (@iamdiddy)

If it's too good to be true, then kudos to the person who made you believe it.

I do things from the goodness of my heart. Don't be picky or it's no soup for you!

Style or functionally?

I'm never fully dressed unless I have on my smile :)

Do you remember the other day saying you'll start on Monday? Guess what day it is..

Donating all the clothes I said I might wear later. That's a bunch!

If I'm not playing Spades then it's Tunk for a quarter.

Tip for guys: you should always have two pairs of nice dress shoes. Pair of black and a pair of brown.

Yes, Cuban B.! #quotesIsay

I really need to stop saying "umm basically" during my commentaries.