It's Draw Something not Write Something.

don't use the restroom with a pen on your ear. no further explanation needed. #penless

feeling blahzay.. need to fix that asap.

my apologies if I've missed or you didn't get any reply texts from me. I've been noticing my Google number is having issues. #angryjimps

blame it on my a.d.d. baby

I love a nerdy girl that can shoot the rock.

first day back in the gym in weeks (besides the running I've been doing) and my calves are burning right about now! Good stuff.

Begin with the end in mind. Know your goal and then enjoy that ride!

one of these nights I will watch Breakfast At Tiffany's.

You're either a follower or leader... Now everyone go left.

Just saved five minutes out of my day. I love those 2 in 1 shampoo & conditioners. Next step is Goobers peanut butter/jelly mix.

Two hour power nap means I'm going to be burning that midnight oil. Which I'm happy about because it's podcasting night!

I eat meals in Infant Portions! Bacon strips and Bacon Strips.

#GoogleOffers have landed in #Tampa. http://bit.ly/ztViik #juhjimps

you know you sing that part too where Niki Minaj sings: "D-D-D-D-Don't let me die young" from Turn me on.

slowing this fast paced morning with some quiet storm. Don't want to blow a gasket in the head piece.

My car needs a wash, it better rain soon.

When I say "Spicoli" what do you think of?

my nuwave oven has been on the shelf way too long. I need to make something scrumptious real soon but tonight is Taco Tuesday!

may have to hit up the Renaissance Fest this week. have you been?

Going to bed at midnight on Saturday and am perfectly okay with it.

Being the better person 90% of the time is cool b/c that 10% I get to wreck shit!

Why is my brother playing "All You Can Eat" by the Fat Boys? Oh well, I'm beat boxing with it.

Let it ride until it dies. That's what I always say. (re: forgot phone charger)

“A man can build a thousand bridges...”

The cleaning lady always sneaks up on me like the butler from Mr. Deeds. I get scared sometimes.