Insanity tonight. Tired of these XXL shirts.

I smell like a soggy ashtray. This bar blows! Still had fun hanging with Al Von Doom.

wants to make out with Delilah from Magic 94.9

Almost lost a sticky note in my nostril. Don't ask.

wants coffee and more cow bells.

1st time trying a Chai Latte and I must say, mmm, mmm, good! Gonna put in an hour here at SB working on new traffic methods #tbums

attn: JV's and Affiliates - get on board ASAP http://goo.gl/6H3hq Launching 2/21

love how Apple is marketing with Verizon and AT&T with Facetime. Watch and take notes how they launch the new phone.

a tall glass of water at night is my best defense against the snooze button.

becoming a fan of Corinne Bailey Rae.

looking for a few more JV's - msg me for details

My dear, we're slow dancing in a burning room.

Could go back to sleep for another hour but I'm going to cook breakfast instead of getting it from a window.

relax, I'm hilarious!

My NBA All Star Vote

This is who I want to see in the all-star game.

My NBA All Star Vote http://pi.pe/-du61zt

All good things must come to an end. No worrires a new journey awaits. Embrace, cherish,and move on.

What's your favorite Mom & Pop diner?

been on a Frank Sinatra kick lately. I've got you under my skin = Dope

are there any jazz joints in Tampa? I want to chill while listening to the Rat Pack.

tried putting socks on fast. Results, instant quitters. (just left side)

who says nothing good can come out of going to the ATM after midnght! (the $10 fees do suck though)

January 20 is National Cheese Lovers Day. All this time I thought it was everyday.

sometimes I go overboard but wanting a feather pen that you have to dip into ink isn't bad. is it?

need to put the fishing pole back in my ride so I can take a break during the day and throw a line or two out.

starting to get interested in culinary arts. Lacking a good sense of smell may mess me up though.

If I don't play bball soon I think I am gonna get sick!

rule #4 never invite a vampire into your home.

did a whole lot of nothing today and I love it. gonna put some time in after dinner.

Cant' shake this cough. I'm bobbin when I should be weaving.

Celtics vs. Magic tonight! I love this game.

so glad I stopped being so indecisive. making a choice whether wrong or right IMO is still better than not deciding

grand opening of SOHO World of Beers.. free food and football. bet your tush I'm heading that way.

if you ever give anyone a wet fish, you literally only have 2 seconds to redeem yourself.

its about to go down. @Tampa breeze do your thing.

My goal this year is minimalism and also to take myself out of the equation to get more things completed and have all the free time I want.

On track so far. Next...

1. Get a virtual assistant
2. Outsource repetitive tasks
3. Check emails only on certain times of the week.
4. Hire a cook for weekly meals (For health and lazy reasons)
5. Take a vacation every 2-3 months.
6. continue to be happy 24/7

Day 2 and no luck so far with the abuela to cook for me search. I might break down and Craigslist search a personal chef.

heading to BH to watch them War Eagles get all up on that...

I'm looking for a personal chef. Asking my friends to talk to their abuelas.

I've always known Samantha Fox was such a wild dame.

hey, if you have a web page or trying to get traffic to your site. check out my newest baby http://trafficbums.com

Do you smell what the Jimps is cooking! Wait, I am going out for dinner.

Fire & Ice party at Kona Grill tomorrow 6-10pm. It's around $25-30 all inclusive. The entertainment: live salsa band, and fire dancers.

plotting ways to replace myself out of the equation. I got this yo!

holy can't sleep Batman

in need of some new cologne. any suggestions?

Buffering, you are my worst enemy! Fudgesicles