I put on some December weight and quite frankly I am Appalled.

note to self: stay away from People Wearing '2012' Glasses.

The Magic and Thunder. The NBA has officially began for me.

oh look, how weird.. I got powdered sugar all over my face.

You always get 100% from me except for wrapping gifts. These things look horrible. Happy holidays though :)

don't wait for THIS in order to do THAT. Take action now. A bad decision is better than no decision.

Swype and T-9 has ruined many of my punch lines!

Do Me A Solid... Ohhhhhh!

There are two girls with green eyes, and I will marry them both!

"Don’t buy gifts; give experiences." - The Minimalists (i.e concert, movie, sporting event tickets, a different restaurant etc..)

Sriracha in the eye... I need to slow my roll.

Fran Haasch is starting to grow on me, especially with those Holiday Greetings.

Ewwwww! Sitting back to back in the jury waiting room and the person behind me leans back and her hair gets all on the back on my neck.

Trying to figure out why The General hangs out with a penguin?

It's not too early to start thinking about next year's goals. I have some things I definitely need to try.

Went on an online shopping spree all before 8am. I think I got issues? The hair that bit me says at lunch order something from groupon.

"Leather trench coat with gold piping. That's high class white trash right there son."

For my foodies who document their daily eats: http://goo.gl/J6OhP

Florida came in at No. 33 in the America's Health Rankings of healthiest states. I need to blow this joint and go to Vermont.

The #NBA trade rumors this is nuts. If the @Lakers get Howard & Paul, it's going to make one hell of an East West Battle w/the @MiamiHeat

Does jury duty on Monday count as a three day weekend?

Tmobile texts are coming in hours late. If you get something from me late. Sorry, it's not a booty call.

I just said something that made no sense what so ever and it flew. Haha!

Eggnog! That's what's up.

Can't wait to see what goals I want for 2012. With you all cheering me on, anything is possible.

Started training in Feb to participate in tomorrow's event and am thankful for your support. Lost 30lbs in the process to meet this goal.

Shut the front door! @omarmorales thanks for the heads up on that $2 meatball sammich at subway

This has been in my head all day, "too hot to handle, too cold to hold" and I can't stop saying it.

The end of a great month is upon us. Now I can shave and trim the melon.

Random thought: the only Plastic Man cartoon I can remember is the one with his son getting a hair cut.

you say you got skeletons in your closet, I got aliens in my basement.

no caffeine needed because I'm on a natural high, lovin' it!

Jury Duty on the 12th. How nice.

Marketing tip: Customers don't buy products, they buy you! - Show some personality.

Already thinking of the new year and the many changes and goals I have. This year was a success and I plan to better it ten fold in #2012.

I have turtle beach hair.

Uncharted 3 has been completed. Another awesome Thanksgiving game-a-thon has been wrapped up.

Hitting the sack so I can do it all over again. Good night!

Drake's Deception!

3rd pit stop of the day. It's like my stomach knows to make room for my family and friends meals.

Thinking The Round Up is where I'll be pre-Thanksgiving it at tonight.

Food drunk! If I text you something weird I blame it on the grease on my fingers.

Every year I get asked to play flag football in the morning on Turkey day and I say no. One year I may surprise them and actually play.

Fun fact of an Awesome Product Launch! Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 sold $775 million worth of copies in the first five days.

my small business owner friends. get the info for http://ping.fm/qCzo5

I want an ugly holiday sweater.

Only 1 window down + bee in car = people laughing at me for head dodging and air swatting. Lmao!

I still never seen Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Experienced Walker, Looking For Dogs.

I like fish and grits and all the pimp shit. Oh yayear!

Hello, good morning!

I really like what you've done to me ;)

yesterday you said tomorrow.

Doing a whole lot of nothing today. And I love it! Enjoy yours too.

I have close to 38 pairs of pants. WTH? Going to cut it down to 12.

Veterans day and Thanksgiving in the same month. Makes sense. Those that have served, you are appreciated. Thank you.

Only two people should ever own jean shorts. One is Daisy Duke and the other @johncena. That's it!

I remember a time with day light savings I had to change all the VCR's & wall clocks in each room. Now it's just the stove and microwave.

"Stuff is not important. There are plenty of things that are important in life. Stuff is not on that list."

Learning how to become more of a minimalist but my obsession with shoes and clothes is killing me. I'll find my happy medium soon.

Flattery will get you everywhere!

It's no shave November and most men's 5 o'clock shadow is more than what I have from 10 days of not shaving.

I dance when I want to and if you are talking to me and I start moving.. Just go with it. I'm still listening.

I stopped finding excuses and replaced it with actually doing shit! That's how I've been rollin'

Rise and shine!

Ain't no rest for the wicked! (cardio time)

going to start the holidays early by watching A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas!

Migrating a few thing to my google plus account. http://gplus.to/jimps

Already thinking about the Holiday Party. To hotel or not that is the question. Oh yeah and whom I'm going to take!

When taking advice, consider the source first. i.e you don't want an overweight person telling you how to train and eat right.

been a few weeks since I been to the movies, I'm thinking this Friday Harold and Kumar in 3D!

Mini goals is where it's at. Make one and then hit it and then make another. Before you know it, you've actually done more than you thought.

Okay, the first rip in my umbrella and dangling wire should've been a hint to buy a new one. This second tear is just ridiculous.

Party and bullshit.

Calling it a day. Let the good times!

You lost me at paw print tattoos.

Sometimes you should have some "Me" time as in hanging with Jimmy :)

Spotify is messing with me bad today! I dislike Eminem and forward all his songs but yet they still come up.

I'm excited about Halloween and can't wait to see how wild and crazy you all get!

Directed by McG.

Throw your Timex in the sky. Wave em side to side and keep your hands high. (yeah I love my HRM)

One of the best weekends in a long time!

Mediocrity stinks. Don't settle, do and be your best at all times!

Failed to plan. Now it's Chic-Fi-La chicken biscuits for breakfast. I'm not a fan of fastfood breakfast.

I believe compliments should never be withheld.

I am a Sweet Genius, are you? HAHAHAHA!

Best shepherds pie Tampa? I've got a need.

insta-FAIL! When a site I visit to purchase something says Bad Request. Thanks I just saved $40 for not impluse buying your stuff.

Tampa Breeze vs Cleveland Crush Home Opener this Friday - yuyeahh!

What's up with ceramic knives? Do I need one?

Sunday fun day, get up and get at 'em!

Call me the double booking King!

if your desire is strong enough then there's no stopping you.

wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah!

Today.. MAX effort!

If I drive by a Live Turtles van before the end of this week I'm getting two (please don't be there on my way home, I really don't want any)

I'm addicted to Cafe Bustelo. There I said it. Now just one more cup before I end the work day.

Yep, October is my favorite month. Chew on that February!

Bought my first video game in years and got my first ever noise complaint. Can't play Gears of Wars 3 without your couch shaking! duh

brought shoes for walking during lunch today. Wish I had a sandwich to take with me outside. Doesn't matter, I can walk and eat spaghetti.

Looking forward to seeing The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown episode. (baking cookies this night for sure)

If you live in Florida and haven't done anything outside today, SHAME on you.

can't wait until it's wine and chocolate time.

gots to break free from this ASS mode... it's just sometimes you hear someone's voice it makes you, uurgh!

This week's goal is to learn how to Futterwacken. I think some videoing needs to take place for proof.

"hey sexy, wanna go dancin'"?

CBS Premier week starts tonight. Getting the DVR ready. I'll be watching the Giants do their thing.

JLO is going to make me buy a Fiat.

I found a girl who loves to fish!

Hope there is something good to eat in Ocala because I am Hungry and that's my next stop.

Smile more, it looks good on ya.

My moderation and balance are off whack. Gotta get a better grip of things.

If you're looking for mediocre wings, you're in luck cause I just found a place. #lunchsucked

really wanted to skip the gym tonight but the road I travel now doesn't go that way.

the more I sing in my car the more I sound like Freddy Jackson. You Are My Lady, see.. just like that.

If it weren't for netflix I wouldn't check my mail. <<<--Lay-Z! Ass

Just put in my order for all 52 dc comics #1's. What am I doing?

Was told yesterday that my pants were too baggy. YES! I took that as a compliment. (New clothes in a few weeks when I shed off more lbs)

trying out Bikram yoga tonight., when you are a man sometimes you wear stretchy pants.

Zumba just showed me who was boss. I'll get you next time my pretty!

I feel like I got a date with Hermione at midnight. (I'm even wearing cologne)

I hate when guys refer to their girlfriends or wives as "old lady". Just wanted to get that off my chest.

Need to get out my seat and walk around before I get a bad case of Swamp Ass!

I've sent out a few Google+ invites to those that asked and few to others that I thought would like it, check to your inbox.

3.75 miles in 45 minutes. Had to run off my moms cooking. #bayshorenights

Caused major havoc in my moms kitchen, that's what she gets for having me. I washed my dishes before leaving though.

Who else has a Nu Wave Oven and absolutely loves it like me?

Hair cut or new hat?

If I buy a Cadillac I'm going to throw some D's on it.

Thought about cleaning my room but rather read. I'm doing it lazy Sunday style.

the Thai Temple has my number this morning. Should be really nice by the water too.

Parking lot in the field in front of courtside grill.

Such a gorgeous morning. Boot camp training time with the Tampa Tough Mudders.

Just had water cooler talk with someone. I feel corporate. Yuck!

If I had a wand, I'd make my own spell. It would be quite crappy but I'd say "cumulonimbus no morpheus".

My running partner came through like a champ! Bayshore night run and in the rain. #motivation

You bet your sweet tush I'm going to drive to Orlando just to browse at the Bass Pro Shop.

Hope that everyone had a fun and safe 4th of July weekend!

The half way point has finished.. now going strong the rest of the year to complete all goals!

Don't mean to call you a Pooh Butt, but this is for La Raza.

Where are you celebrating the 4th? I love different ideas and locations.

haha! Justin Bieber was ranked #2 for The 50 Most Popular Women On The Web.

Miami bound for 4th of July weekend. This time I will be checking for Adams apples before any drinks are bought.

Oh snap.. got my Taylor Swift playlist on. So you KNOW I'm singing. (Yes, I'm in that good of a mood and I hope it spreads)

Still need to be fluent in Spanish and/or French

happy about being happy now run with it.

just added a second home page on start up. Google's "What do you love" page. pretty cool http://www.wdyl.com

Feel it oh so silky smooth. Today I'm letting my Soul Glo!

change is good. embrace it and grow.

"smitten" :)

Ate these cookies like it was my friggin job. Damn you Pot Luck and your sinister ways.

Prepare to have your worldview rocked!

What is a magical garden without a chuckle bush? (old school)

78° in the office!?! Who wrote that story?

in rare form today and I don't like it.

put luck this Friday.. what to bring? Hmm, I make a mean Soda and Chips.

If my pheromones had hands, it would play the drums !

need to get commerical 3/4th style headshots done.. anyone in Tampa can hook a brother up? (recommendation and/or take the shots)

New tumblers mean I have to pour whiskey in them to make sure they work.

need a trip soon. Still never been in the snow, on a train, or the subway.

If you see my butt jogging on Hillsborough Ave, honk but don't throw beer at me. (I might catch it and drink it)

Getcha grub on Satuday lunch special.

Getcha grub on Satuday lunch special. http://pi.pe/-086det

fyi, you can find me on Platform 9 3/4.

What is an acceptable amount or percentage of tip for an hour Swedish or Deep Tissue massage?

allow myself to introduce myself... now go and have a great day!

the 2 yutes. The two hwhattt? excuse me your honor two youths

shopping for bedding on Amazon. So many choices and are the bed in a bag any good?

tried Ghost Peppers for the 1st time yesterday and that will be the last time thank you very much.

My friend's vacation week but somehow I think it's mine too. Planning what to do now.

Be ready, Jimmy 2.0 starts in the a.m. (journey with me and don't say you didn't get the memo.)

Haha, I live out by Oldsmar. Who'd ever guess that. Yee haw!

not sure how this is going to work but I just got half a cup of coffee and dumped a Starbucks double shot can in it.

Ox tail, it's what's for dinner.

Stupid online shopping bug bit me again! What am I getting now.

Appreciate what you have, the grass will always look greener - "To you, all you have seems small: to me, all I have seems great."

Heck yeah! The game is about to begin.

Tampa Bay Caribbean Carnival June 4th and 5th at Ray J Stadium. http://bit.ly/lhahuB - If I could play the steel drums you know I would!

My word of the day: flippy floppys

I'm not a star, somebody lied.

so anyone watch The Hangover 2 last night?
What cha' think?

Finally downloaded Words Eith Friends. Should you decide to battle me, my user name is: Juhjimps

Whatever you're doing it's working. (Smiling from ear to ear)

amped like a raging bull. These hydroxy cuts are no joke. Not sure if I want to eat or buy something.

If you haven't been to the Bungalow for Sunday brunch then you're missing out. Groupon has a deal now too for it http://gr.pn/jYB3xh

Can't expect to get anywhere if you don't know where you're going. I wrote down more goals this morning. http://pi.pe/-11fzbk

Can't expect to get anywhere if you don't know where you're going. I wrote down more goals this morning.

man, they ran out of the Harry Potter t-shirt I wanted. So what if I'm a nerd.

life is good when my only dilemma is what/where to eat.

9:30 am is too early for your ed hardy sparkly shirt and white watch.

You know what, thinking about basket ball, I hope the Heat wins it all. (just for principle since my Magic are done and I'm not a Lakers fan)

You know what, thinking about basket ball, I hope the Heat wins it all. (just for principle since my Magic are done… http://pi.pe/-snl25o

If I could describe my hair right now the only thing comes to mind is: Accountant.

If I could describe my hair right now the only thing comes to mind is: Accountant. http://pi.pe/-y81how

gonna take the rest of the day off. Looking for a new place to move to. What area do I want to be in? that's the question.

Happy Early Mothers Day to all my beautiful and wonderful friends. This also goes out to those who take care of others.

Hotnitos.. Almost like a protein shake right?

Hotnitos.. Almost like a protein shake right?

Crud.. No shirt in my gym bag. Might stop by a tourist shop and pick up an "I love Punta Gorda" t-shirts.

Crud.. No shirt in my gym bag. Might stop by a tourist shop and pick up an "I love Punta Gorda" t-shirts.

Went to Charlie and Jakes' yesterday in Melbourne, now today off to Estero and then Sarasota. What to do what to do..

Went to Charlie and Jakes' yesterday in Melbourne, now today off to Estero and then Sarasota. What to do what to do..

off the grid until Monday. No gym updates but just know that I'll be swimming and laying poolside in the Bahamas so it's kind of the same.

Having a wonderful time with Lindsey, Lee, and Momo.

Having a wonderful time with Lindsey, Lee, and Momo.

Word of advice: don't leave pure protein bar in car. Ever.

Word of advice: don't leave pure protein bar in car. Ever.

Way hyper this morning and I love it!

Way hyper this morning and I love it!

Love the variety of friends I have. Party people, artsy, geeky, gym rats, family oriented... Never a dull moment.

Love the variety of friends I have. Party people, artsy, geeky, gym rats, family oriented... Never a dull moment.

Going to a new dentist today. She sold me because she's close and active on social media.

Going to a new dentist today. She sold me because she's close and active on social media.

Not cool! Getting stretch marks from this weight training. (chest/pits area). Where's my cocoa butter?

Not cool! Getting stretch marks from this weight training. (chest/pits area). Where's my cocoa butter?

I know what I want and am working on it. She's in London though. #MakingItHappen

I've got 2 bow ties that are the clasp type, I need to step my game up & get a fancy real deal one. Then I will need to learn how to tie it.

Switched stations, feel much better since I turned off Aston Martin music and put on Honda Accord music.

Switched stations, feel much better since I turned off Aston Martin music and put on Honda Accord music.

Going to smile at everyone I see today. If it doesn't make them happy, at least it does for me.

Going to smile at everyone I see today. If it doesn't make them happy, at least it does for me.

How long should a power nap be? I'll let you know in an hour when I get up.

How long should a power nap be? I'll let you know in an hour when I get up.

Enjoying the sunscreen film festival in st. pete.

Enjoying the sunscreen film festival in st. pete.

Haha.. over heard couple next to me say "look at all those douche bags wearing white dress shoes"

Haha.. over heard couple next to me say "look at all those douche bags wearing white dress shoes"

The norm on cardio day is 55 min on elliptical, today 30 jogging then 30 elliptical.

The norm on cardio day is 55 min on elliptical, today 30 jogging then 30 elliptical.

I've bought oranges, peanuts, and lemonade from the side of the road but never live turtles. #justsaying

I've bought oranges, peanuts, and lemonade from the side of the road but never live turtles. #justsaying

I'm getting the band back together!!

I'm getting the band back together!!

Alvin: "why do you have a Street Bike web page and you don't even own a motorcycle?"
me: "because I'm Jimps."
Alvin: "figures"

Portly and Stout... See ya and no longer want to be ya!

want something different to do this weekend? Tampa CHILLOUNGE NIGHT this Sat. Come on by & say hello. http://on.fb.me/fiZgFw

I'm thinking about doing the Tough Mudder race in Dec. If I do, I would love for you to join me http://bit.ly/fnVdzc

Brunch, but where? Decisions, decisions.

Brunch, but where? Decisions, decisions.

My sleep number is: Her. Tempur-pedic that!

My sleep number is: Her.
Tempur-pedic that!

I love this saying "Flip mode is the greatest" (It truly is. Do something you haven't done before and see how good you feel afterwards)

"ya know I love the sound of heels in the hallway" - I work bunch of beautiful women and it gets me all giddy.

hmm, what kind of stuff do I want to learn today? Maybe try some yoga poses before workout tonight, learn a few Vietnamese words or both.

You are truly appreciated. That is why I am all smiles today.

You are truly appreciated. That is why I am all smiles today.

I know things have changed when I'm excited to record Extreme Couponing on the TLC channel. Hey, I gotta learn how to save.

Woo hoo! I'm excited about the Rays opening game today. http://bit.ly/eFWerR

It was a day just like this.... Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya.

It was a day just like this.... Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya. http://pi.pe/-ggcppk

all this flirting is making me thirsty.

Very Cheap Wolverine Costume

I didn't see this at Megacon but I do appreciate the simplicity.

Very Cheap Wolverine Costume http://pi.pe/-df8loi

Today’s a great day for cricket.

after checking emails I need to find out how I am going to meet @natimbruglia

Love the fact I learned patience over the years. This train blocking traffic hasn't moved in 15 minutes. Plus I got word feud on my phone.

Love the fact I learned patience over the years. This train blocking traffic hasn't moved in 15 minutes. Plus I got word feud on my phone.

the wallflower doesn't get to date the prom queen.

Laura Charles said it was nice to meet me. (can't wait for the remake)

your tattoo smells like cocoa butta, mmmm. haha!

infatuation is a mutha.. But I like it, makes the day go by.

free movie in the Park this Sat. DESPICABLE ME
at Al Lopez Park Saturday, April 2 Gates at 6:00; Movie at 8:00. Bring da kids and pets.

1. My second toe is longer than my big toe. #100factsaboutme

no it's not close to Netflix but it's free. http://ping.fm/zdIv2

Got my food and supplements today and now the next 30 days I'm going ALL in.

Got my food and supplements today and now the next 30 days I'm going ALL in.

I missed the memo about wearing a black tank top to the gym today. Shucks! (I'll buy one & will be ready next time)

I missed the memo about wearing a black tank top to the gym today. Shucks! (I'll buy one & will be ready next time)

Netflix took a big dump tonight. Glad I got Bulls and Hawks to watch.

Netflix took a big dump tonight. Glad I got Bulls and Hawks to watch.

tonight I'm going to teach you how to Dougie!

if it's in stock then we got it :)

Don't want to go too far but want to eat somewhere healthy and near N.Dale Mabry & Waters area. Any suggestions? (Outback on my mind)

had a waterproof camcorder that no longer works due to water damage?!?

Jessica Biel is single!!!!!!!!! oops, did I just tweet that?

a morning hug followed by my compliment, "mmm, girl you smell good, now I wanna go to Pizza Hut"

Removed Debbie Downers from FB & Twitter this morning. Don't you know your vibe sets your own course. Don't make my day shitty like yours.

The rain is bringing the fun and playful outta me.

not sure why but a pinch of skoal and an indoor batting cage is what I want. (I dont even like dip)

never had a problem teaching people things, it's the desire I want them to have.

Amazon, you are my weakness! (why did I just buy a pair of shoes and a shirt?)

this extra energy is kick ass! Should've worked out in the morning but its ok, I'm going to show the gym who's the boss later!

I have like 30 t-shirts but yet I still where the crappiest one. Now I'm out with Bacon neck.

Adventure Island preview weekend this Sat/Sun.. I may have to soak up some rays!

"I started working out, so I can eat bad" hahah.. I love it! (that was my bro's quote, not mine)

Been on a great run lately. Because I wanted it, it happened. Money, health, whatever I wanted. I blame Law of Attraction.

just had a whole conversation with someone in Spanish and ordered food and drinks. Umm, I dont speak a lick of Spanish. lol

I'm looking for a cool t-shirt for comic con this month. Who is your favorite superhero?

in bed by 10? Not sure how this started happening but I blame it on going to the gym early in the morn. See ya in the a.m.

35 minute sweatfest over with. showering up and I'll see ya at the Thai Temple. (yummy!)

to Thai Temple or not to Thai Temple, that is the question.

Maggianos had these damn cannoli's that I had to have last night. Im paying for it now with 55 minutes of elliptical madness.

Get the most out of Google Voice. Here's some good tips. http://goo.gl/hqmbr

There is nothing about a caterpillar that tells you it's going to be a butterfly.

it's already a great day! All green lights, coffee tastes like sweat from a Vicki Secret Angel, and got my two movie tickets in my inbox.

been at this gym thing for 4wks now, only 8lbs down but energy and confidence levels sky high

slept like a king and woke up feeling like a champ, now continuing this momentum and heading to the gym. Goal is in sight.

I just bought movie tickets from Fandango via LivingSocial. Not bad, two tickets for 9 bucks. Now what to watch? http://goo.gl/d13vY

Zebra domes! You won this time. (gave in to the buffet at Bowma in Animal Kingdom) Gym double time tomorrow.

uh oh, I feel sorry for whoever crosses my path this evening. the flirt bug bit me.

if i don't go to the Magic game tonight then NBA City Disney Boardwalk is where you'll find me.

would you skip the gym if you had a minor headache?

I haven't been to Pho Quen in a while and them egg rolls are on my mind! (just one, not trying to mess up my eating habits that much)

men, you shouldn't call in to the Keith Sweat show unless you're okay with him talking all sexified to you.

thinking this may just be a Netflix night. I'm so comfortable right now.

want happy and repeat customers then always, I stress ALWAYS, over deliver.

a good breakfast needed before my errands and afternoon cardio. (I usually do cardio 1st) 3 coins diner to the rescue.

well, well, well, guess who found the key to the Happiness door? THIS GUY! p.s you're welcome to visit.

at borders to see what books i can dive into.

Traffic Bums is LIVE! It's got to be one of the hottest traffic systems to come out this year. http://bit.ly/gPk64k

having and NBA'gasm!

1st beer in a few weeks and boy does it tastes so good on the lips.

Today is sexy! Weekend is going to be even better. Aaannnd... it's NBA all-star weekend too.

will be in Orlando for the next couple of days. I am hitting the gym now. Hope they have a planet fitness there too. I'm staying strong

Angry birds the movie? I'll pass but awesome marketing.

if you're not digging the photo pop out option that facebook is doing then click on refresh from your browser once that window pops up.

who needs a gym when your power steering is busted? #wkndproject.

gone with all the negative Nancy's. tomorrow will be a brighter day.

letting my mind wander for an hour. enjoying the outdoors

not going to post every time I go to the gym but you know where I'm headed. Time to get my heart pumping.

what kind of music do you like to listen to while working?
me, Country.

Seriously wants to sleep for another hour but the gym is calling my name and I know the end results are worth it.

you know what's cooler than rhinos doing the nasty, getting chocolates on my desk. (that's cool)

tip of the day: Stay away from MSG, it'll just make you tired and hungry.

hitting the gym so I can feel energized for the rest of the day.

confidence level out the roof. feels good!

Needs a good start, so off to the gym I go. Got lots of work I want done by 11 so the rest of the day can be a breeze.

if I got a dollar for everytime I looked sexy while about to sneeze I would prolly only have 3 bucks.

I'm buying boat shoes.. so step off!

thinking some Outback steak 1st then off to Publix. Man, life sure is rough. pfft, it's what you make it. enjoy your night my friend

if you receive flowers signed anonymous.. well, just thank me later.

trying to leave my desk to grab a bite but this Kenny G. song keeps me here... Ugh!

someone click pause because I'm enjoying things exactly the way they are right about now.

Don Pan for guilty pleasure , USF vs Syracuse game w/lil David, laundry, then doing videos. Fun and productive day all in on. (priorities)

I must say that I have some pretty cool friends from all over the world on Skype. Technology rocks!

Ana looks at me and says you need a hair cut and I'm like word.

Who's your fave Youtube coverband? I love @Captain Lou 's version of New soul.
http://ping.fm/63qQL

ladies, remember this Valentine's that every kiss begins with James .. lol

Life's a journey.. have plenty of good socks. (I'm in that feel good mood now!)

With so much drama in the S.O.G., its kinda hard to be Jimps to the D.

ya know what happens when you visit your moms @10 pm? you get two porkchops & macoroni cooked up for you even when not hungry. I love her.

don't judge a book by its cover. "but thats what made me pick it up in the 1st place." - Jimps

2 minutes my ass, this is still cold. 700 watt break room microwaves suck! it's 1100 or bust for me.

up in the gym working on my fitness.

funny how I want to visit other places but yet to have seen all the wonderful things my own city has to offer. Staycation is due!

Gonna be "that guy"... don't hate because your cuticles are dead.

Insanity tonight. Tired of these XXL shirts.

I smell like a soggy ashtray. This bar blows! Still had fun hanging with Al Von Doom.

wants to make out with Delilah from Magic 94.9

Almost lost a sticky note in my nostril. Don't ask.

wants coffee and more cow bells.

1st time trying a Chai Latte and I must say, mmm, mmm, good! Gonna put in an hour here at SB working on new traffic methods #tbums

attn: JV's and Affiliates - get on board ASAP http://goo.gl/6H3hq Launching 2/21

love how Apple is marketing with Verizon and AT&T with Facetime. Watch and take notes how they launch the new phone.

a tall glass of water at night is my best defense against the snooze button.

becoming a fan of Corinne Bailey Rae.

looking for a few more JV's - msg me for details

My dear, we're slow dancing in a burning room.

Could go back to sleep for another hour but I'm going to cook breakfast instead of getting it from a window.

relax, I'm hilarious!

My NBA All Star Vote

This is who I want to see in the all-star game.

My NBA All Star Vote http://pi.pe/-du61zt

All good things must come to an end. No worrires a new journey awaits. Embrace, cherish,and move on.

What's your favorite Mom & Pop diner?

been on a Frank Sinatra kick lately. I've got you under my skin = Dope

are there any jazz joints in Tampa? I want to chill while listening to the Rat Pack.

tried putting socks on fast. Results, instant quitters. (just left side)

who says nothing good can come out of going to the ATM after midnght! (the $10 fees do suck though)

January 20 is National Cheese Lovers Day. All this time I thought it was everyday.

sometimes I go overboard but wanting a feather pen that you have to dip into ink isn't bad. is it?

need to put the fishing pole back in my ride so I can take a break during the day and throw a line or two out.

starting to get interested in culinary arts. Lacking a good sense of smell may mess me up though.

If I don't play bball soon I think I am gonna get sick!

rule #4 never invite a vampire into your home.

did a whole lot of nothing today and I love it. gonna put some time in after dinner.

Cant' shake this cough. I'm bobbin when I should be weaving.

Celtics vs. Magic tonight! I love this game.

so glad I stopped being so indecisive. making a choice whether wrong or right IMO is still better than not deciding

grand opening of SOHO World of Beers.. free food and football. bet your tush I'm heading that way.

if you ever give anyone a wet fish, you literally only have 2 seconds to redeem yourself.

its about to go down. @Tampa breeze do your thing.

My goal this year is minimalism and also to take myself out of the equation to get more things completed and have all the free time I want.

On track so far. Next...

1. Get a virtual assistant
2. Outsource repetitive tasks
3. Check emails only on certain times of the week.
4. Hire a cook for weekly meals (For health and lazy reasons)
5. Take a vacation every 2-3 months.
6. continue to be happy 24/7

Day 2 and no luck so far with the abuela to cook for me search. I might break down and Craigslist search a personal chef.

heading to BH to watch them War Eagles get all up on that...

I'm looking for a personal chef. Asking my friends to talk to their abuelas.

I've always known Samantha Fox was such a wild dame.

hey, if you have a web page or trying to get traffic to your site. check out my newest baby http://trafficbums.com

Do you smell what the Jimps is cooking! Wait, I am going out for dinner.

Fire & Ice party at Kona Grill tomorrow 6-10pm. It's around $25-30 all inclusive. The entertainment: live salsa band, and fire dancers.

plotting ways to replace myself out of the equation. I got this yo!

holy can't sleep Batman

in need of some new cologne. any suggestions?

Buffering, you are my worst enemy! Fudgesicles