All tissues are not created equal. Should have just blown my nose with cement.

Ran into one Debbie Downer today and clipped that covo quickly. Ain't nobody bringing me down.

I can't wait until November so I can grow my beard.

Needs your Gears feed? http://goo.gl/QgAUE on Android for now. #gearsofwar

No, my first name ain't baby, it's Jimps.

I love mayhem!

I pretty much like everyone but there's this one person who just makes me wanna vomit anytime I hear her voice.

it sucks that my virtual assistant can't get me some coffee. I'm struggling over here.